(Source: rivercolfer)

tyleroakley:

playdated:

this account is followed by the president

Finally, a president who cares.

thepensivebrony:

“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”

finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever

emporbooty:

gamblingemperor:

emporbooty:

gamblingemperor:

1324 FOLLOWERS IM LAUGHING SO HARD ITS IN ORDER

1324 is not in order Matt

ITS 2 AM AND IM NOT EVEN GOOD AT SCIENCE IN THE FIRST PLACE

Science

(Source: judesoldblog)

castielandhishunters:

calumon:

my school’s “rival school” is on lockdown right now bc someone put weed in the vents so everyones slowly getting high oh my godd

I guess now you could call it a high school

michaeljoenes:

many much thanks to spinningglobes for findinG THIS

(Source: lastvhs)

(Source: mythsandplacebos)

frederick-lyons:

That one time Team Nice Dynamite broke up.

Feat. sad whiny Gavin.

“He’s gonna cry.”

[AudioHunter]

humansofnewyork:

“Put me on the internet! Even on The Google!”